If you want to ask us any questions, book a sojourn at the Blue Ferret Hotel, or, as is more likely the case, send fanmail to Crash Bang, perhaps with encouraging words or plans to further his escape, please contact
us him using the form below:
Fan mail addressed to Hooligan Schmooligan will be summarily and ritually burned.
Blue Ferret Boarding
8 Masefield Cres, Sunnybrow, Crook DL15 0NW
See the map below for our location!